Song 02 – “Angry Shark Blues”

Angry Shark Blues

   Hear the latest, alarmist scare:
   rising seas will make coastlines bare;
   warming water makes cool sharks rare;
   coastal folk had better beware!
Climate change means angry sharks all around.

   They’re vexed and peeved, dissatisfied,
   incandescent, fit to be tied;
   they’ll go berserk; you’ll be upset
   to see how cross those sharks can get.
Climate change means angry sharks all around.

   Apopleptic, and far from glad,
   those livid fish are really mad;
   so, seeing red, and feeling sore,
   furious sharks move right next door!
Climate change means angry sharks all around.

   Indignant sharks deserting seas,
   raging hot and spreading disease.
   You hear those whispers in the breeze?
   They’re wrathful sharks infesting trees!
Climate change means angry sharks all around.

   Heed the mainstream media’s news:
   irate sharks bring the warmist blues!
   All land-dwellers, dare to be wise:
   fearsome sharks will take to the skies!
Climate change means angry sharks all around.